Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 9, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Mariam (Guest) on October 8, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Kheri (Guest) on October 5, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Umi (Guest) on September 23, 2020

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 11, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Shamim (Guest) on September 6, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 27, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Juma (Guest) on August 25, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Saidi (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 9, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mwinyi (Guest) on August 7, 2020

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Rabia (Guest) on July 25, 2020

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Kahina (Guest) on July 23, 2020

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Wande (Guest) on July 19, 2020

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Nyota (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 8, 2020

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 30, 2020

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Faiza (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 9, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Nchi (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rukia (Guest) on May 26, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 19, 2020

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Neema (Guest) on May 18, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 14, 2020

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

James Mduma (Guest) on May 7, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 2, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2020

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 22, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

John Lissu (Guest) on April 17, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on April 10, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Shamim (Guest) on April 9, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 8, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 7, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 3, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Abubakar (Guest) on March 21, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2020

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 20, 2020

🤣 This joke is too good!

Saidi (Guest) on March 15, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

John Kamande (Guest) on February 29, 2020

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Neema (Guest) on February 9, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Ahmed (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Daudi (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 15, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 2, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 1, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on December 20, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 17, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 15, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Raha (Guest) on December 12, 2019

😄 Nailed it!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 9, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 3, 2019

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 2, 2019

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️