What kind of table can you have for dinner?

Tabu (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 23, 2024

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Mwalimu (Guest) on August 14, 2024

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2024

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 3, 2024

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 2, 2024

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 1, 2024

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 27, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on July 17, 2024

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

John Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2024

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

David Musyoka (Guest) on July 11, 2024

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Moses Mwita (Guest) on July 6, 2024

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2024

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 30, 2024

😆 Bookmarking this!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 28, 2024

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on June 16, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on June 6, 2024

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 3, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 29, 2024

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Zakaria (Guest) on May 28, 2024

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Issa (Guest) on May 14, 2024

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Maneno (Guest) on May 8, 2024

😅 I needed that laugh!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 29, 2024

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Asha (Guest) on April 21, 2024

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Shani (Guest) on April 13, 2024

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Muslima (Guest) on April 10, 2024

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 10, 2024

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 25, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 24, 2024

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 11, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on March 10, 2024

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Habiba (Guest) on March 9, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Zakia (Guest) on March 5, 2024

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Zakaria (Guest) on February 22, 2024

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Yahya (Guest) on February 20, 2024

😄 You got me good!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 13, 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Maida (Guest) on February 10, 2024

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Maimuna (Guest) on January 31, 2024

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 30, 2024

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 25, 2024

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on January 23, 2024

😂 I’m saving this one!

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 17, 2024

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on January 9, 2024

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 8, 2024

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Amani (Guest) on January 3, 2024

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Omar (Guest) on January 3, 2024

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Yahya (Guest) on December 20, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Omari (Guest) on December 18, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Sharifa (Guest) on December 12, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 8, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Salma (Guest) on December 5, 2023

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 5, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Sharifa (Guest) on December 2, 2023

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Zuhura (Guest) on November 30, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Athumani (Guest) on November 6, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Sofia (Guest) on November 1, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Maulid (Guest) on November 1, 2023

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Nashon (Guest) on October 26, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!