A ghost's favorite room in the house is 👻the living room!👻 Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! 😄🏠
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 21, 2024
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Mary Kidata (Guest) on September 20, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Selemani (Guest) on September 6, 2024
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Amani (Guest) on September 3, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 31, 2024
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 30, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Kassim (Guest) on August 28, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Mashaka (Guest) on August 15, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Sofia (Guest) on August 6, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 5, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 2, 2024
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 29, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Zawadi (Guest) on July 23, 2024
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 30, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 18, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Sarafina (Guest) on June 15, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 14, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 26, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 25, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 22, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Umi (Guest) on May 10, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 28, 2024
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Abdillah (Guest) on April 19, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Amina (Guest) on April 18, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Baraka (Guest) on April 11, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 8, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 7, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 7, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 7, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Nassor (Guest) on March 31, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Amina (Guest) on March 22, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 21, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Hekima (Guest) on March 17, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 5, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 28, 2024
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 27, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 20, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 10, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Mwagonda (Guest) on January 29, 2024
😄 Too good!
Mwakisu (Guest) on January 17, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 8, 2024
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 28, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Yusuf (Guest) on December 28, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Sharifa (Guest) on December 22, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Mwanais (Guest) on December 14, 2023
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Rubea (Guest) on December 12, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
John Lissu (Guest) on November 23, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 16, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 9, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 6, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 5, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 10, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Mjaka (Guest) on October 3, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Shamsa (Guest) on September 30, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 28, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 18, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Nassor (Guest) on September 12, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵