Answer: π§ββοΈπ A Counting Dracula!
Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! ππ§ββοΈπ
Ahmed (Guest) on October 20, 2020
π Mood instantly lifted!
Maulid (Guest) on September 18, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 16, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Rukia (Guest) on September 6, 2020
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Chiku (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Shani (Guest) on August 23, 2020
π Laughing so hard right now!
Omari (Guest) on August 6, 2020
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 26, 2020
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 22, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 20, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 9, 2020
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
Zuhura (Guest) on June 21, 2020
π This is a keeper!
Mchuma (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Baraka (Guest) on June 13, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 3, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 27, 2020
π Bookmarking this!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 26, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
David Kawawa (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
Salma (Guest) on May 17, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Issack (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 5, 2020
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 2, 2020
π€£ Brilliant joke!
David Musyoka (Guest) on April 29, 2020
π Too good!
Zuhura (Guest) on April 28, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on April 13, 2020
Thanks Ackyshine
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 2, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Habiba (Guest) on March 12, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Masika (Guest) on March 1, 2020
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 22, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 6, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 5, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 30, 2020
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Zawadi (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 27, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 7, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 26, 2019
π So funny!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 16, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πββοΈπ
Jafari (Guest) on December 13, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Mashaka (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 9, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 1, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Kheri (Guest) on October 31, 2019
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
George Tenga (Guest) on October 31, 2019
π€£ Sending this now!
Sarafina (Guest) on October 30, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Maulid (Guest) on October 22, 2019
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Zuhura (Guest) on September 27, 2019
π This one really got me!
Sultan (Guest) on September 27, 2019
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 5, 2019
π This just made my day!
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 4, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 4, 2019
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on August 18, 2019
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
John Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 8, 2019
I always give 100% at workβ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... π π
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 5, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 25, 2019
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ