Where do pencils go for vacation?

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 17, 2024

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 29, 2024

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Selemani (Guest) on August 20, 2024

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on July 23, 2024

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 21, 2024

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Kazija (Guest) on July 19, 2024

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 16, 2024

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on July 15, 2024

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Nashon (Guest) on July 14, 2024

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 8, 2024

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

James Mduma (Guest) on July 7, 2024

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 15, 2024

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 7, 2024

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Nasra (Guest) on May 27, 2024

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Zawadi (Guest) on May 19, 2024

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 28, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 22, 2024

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Nassar (Guest) on April 20, 2024

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Maimuna (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Rukia (Guest) on April 12, 2024

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 9, 2024

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 9, 2024

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 8, 2024

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 5, 2024

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2024

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Arifa (Guest) on March 19, 2024

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 18, 2024

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Josephine (Guest) on March 13, 2024

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 28, 2024

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 13, 2024

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 4, 2024

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 31, 2024

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 31, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Arifa (Guest) on January 29, 2024

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Latifa (Guest) on January 12, 2024

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on January 11, 2024

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Umi (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Neema (Guest) on December 29, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on December 24, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

James Malima (Guest) on December 4, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 4, 2023

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Rabia (Guest) on November 21, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on November 15, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 10, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 8, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 30, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 27, 2023

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Maimuna (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on October 19, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 17, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 7, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Rahma (Guest) on October 5, 2023

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Kassim (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Mohamed (Guest) on September 21, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 20, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Diana Mallya (Guest) on September 20, 2023

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

James Malima (Guest) on September 16, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃