Short Answer: "Don't mug me, I'm fragile! โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ"
Explanation: The dinner plate is jokingly warning the cup not to mug it because it's delicate and can easily break. The play on words between "mug" (as in to rob) and "cup" adds a humorous twist to the conversation. The use of the coffee cup and dinner plate emoji adds a playful touch to the response.
Sultan (Guest) on August 10, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Wande (Guest) on August 6, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
John Mushi (Guest) on August 4, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on July 28, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 26, 2021
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Raha (Guest) on July 20, 2021
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
Warda (Guest) on July 17, 2021
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Samuel Were (Guest) on July 14, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 6, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Omar (Guest) on July 2, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Sekela (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
George Mallya (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Khalifa (Guest) on June 12, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 1, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 27, 2021
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 26, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 23, 2021
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! ๐งน๐
Salima (Guest) on May 22, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on May 17, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 16, 2021
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ndoto (Guest) on May 13, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 5, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 28, 2021
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 26, 2021
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Nchi (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Umi (Guest) on April 13, 2021
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 15, 2021
๐ Perfect joke!
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 14, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Kassim (Guest) on March 11, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 5, 2021
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 4, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Kheri (Guest) on February 13, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 12, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Mashaka (Guest) on February 9, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mwanais (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
David Ochieng (Guest) on January 31, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on January 29, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Binti (Guest) on January 20, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Yusuf (Guest) on January 19, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Chris Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Shani (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 29, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 13, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
George Wanjala (Guest) on November 10, 2020
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 31, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Shabani (Guest) on October 22, 2020
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 19, 2020
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 6, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 27, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 26, 2020
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. ๐ขโณ