Short Answer: "You're attractive, let's stick together! 💖"
Explanation: The paper clip is making a playful pun by referring to the magnet as "attractive," which could mean both physically appealing and having the ability to attract objects. By saying "let's stick together," the paper clip is referring to how magnets attract objects, but also humorously suggesting a desire for a close relationship with the magnet. The use of the 💖 emoji adds a cheerful and affectionate tone to the conversation, making it funny and lighthearted.
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 16, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Jamila (Guest) on September 12, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Ali (Guest) on August 30, 2024
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 18, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
John Mushi (Guest) on August 12, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 11, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Husna (Guest) on August 10, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Maida (Guest) on August 6, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 30, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 25, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Latifa (Guest) on July 25, 2024
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 23, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Yahya (Guest) on July 20, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Fadhila (Guest) on July 17, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
James Mduma (Guest) on June 30, 2024
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 28, 2024
😆 That punchline!
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 14, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Michael Onyango (Guest) on June 8, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 7, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Issa (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 1, 2024
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 28, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 25, 2024
😂 I need to save this one forever!
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 21, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 31, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 25, 2024
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Maulid (Guest) on February 20, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Zainab (Guest) on January 31, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Kheri (Guest) on January 28, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Bakari (Guest) on January 26, 2024
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 10, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 4, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Neema (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mchawi (Guest) on November 14, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 11, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 6, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Fikiri (Guest) on October 31, 2023
😄 Too good!
Selemani (Guest) on October 22, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Abubakar (Guest) on October 20, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Zulekha (Guest) on October 16, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Arifa (Guest) on October 9, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Jabir (Guest) on September 25, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Makame (Guest) on September 16, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on September 8, 2023
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 3, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 30, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 28, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Jamila (Guest) on August 28, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Rahma (Guest) on August 26, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 26, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂