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MAJIBU YA MAKONDA WA DALADALA ZETU GONGOLAMBOTO HUKU
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:05:15 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
1. wewe Dada unaturingia nini na matiti yako mawili , mbwa pia ana matiti nane na haturingii eboo !!!!
2. Ka wafikiri Una haraka sana Shuka ukimbie.
3. Nauli kulipa lazima ,Chenji ukikumbuka.
4. Kutapika ndani ndani ya Daladala fain 250/= ,ukijamba pia 250/= ,Sasa jamba tukujue viti vina alarm!β¦
5.Hatujasema wewe ni Mnene ila Ukikalia SITI mbili Lipiaβ¦.
6. Hio Elfu kumi yako nenda nunua avocado upake alafu uteleze hadi posta ,nauli ya daladala ni 350/=.
7. usifungue dirisha ungetaka upepo ungepanda pikipiki..
8. wewe Dada hebu sogea hukoo, Unaringa nini wakati asubuhi hii umeoga na sabuni ya kuoshea vyomboβ¦
Dokta: Mama tumemchunguza mumeo kwa makini sana, jopo lote la madaktari tumekubaliana mumeo anahitaji mapumziko japo ya mwezi. Sasa tafadhali chukua hivi vidonge vya usingizi vitasaidia sana.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 18:04:24 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Dokta: Mama tumemchunguza mumeo kwa makini sana, jopo lote la madaktari tumekubaliana mumeo anahitaji mapumziko japo ya mwezi. Sasa tafadhali chukua hivi vidonge vya usingizi vitasaidia sana.
Mama: Asanteni sana, sasa niwe nampa mara ngapi?
Dokta: Unatakiwa wewe uwe unakunywa vidonge hivi kutwa mara tatu kwa mwezi mzima, mumeo atapona.
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:01:44 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu.. Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu.. Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3.. Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria.. Mume: Unamaanisha Nini? Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu.. Mume: π³π³π³
Kilichompata huyu jamaa akiwa anaangalia mpira mechi kali na mke wake
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:53:18 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
WIFE: Baibie, yule ni nani? Ni Chris Brown?? HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
HUSBAND: ile ni ya Onyo, na Red Card inamaanisha mchezaji awache kucheza na atoke inje ya uwanja. WIFE: Oooooh! Inakaa kama traffic light! Yellow- Ilani na Red - Simama HUSBAND: Yeah yeah swity! Ndio hivyo. WIFE: Na je Green Card?? HUSBAND: Aaaah! Hakuna kitu kama hicho.
WIFE: Nataka Arsenal ishinde world cup. HUSBAND: [kimya] WIFE: Ni nani yule mzee anakaa kama Mr. Bean?? HUSBAND: Yeees swity, yule ni kocha wa Arsenal, anaitwa Arsene Wenger. WIFE: Oooooh! inamaanisha yule kocha mwengine ni Chelsea Wenger?? HUSBAND: [Kabadilisha channel]
Updated at: 2024-05-25 17:05:40 (1 year ago by SW - Melkisedeck Shine)
Kuna mtu kanikeraΒ et nmemkubalia urafiki Leo tuΒ Facebook anataka kujua kabila langu Bac akajifanya mjanjaa etΒ akaniuliza mbu kwenu mnawaitaje Mimi nkamjibu hatuwaiti wanakujagaΒ wenyewe πππππππ Si kwamba cjamuelewa ila sipendagi Ujinga Mimi
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MSICHANA: Umekuja kuchukua kile kitabu chako, kinachoitwa "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
Updated at: 2023-04-29 22:52:21 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
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