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Mipango ya mke na mume ya pasaka

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Mke: Unampango gani na pasaka hii mmewangu..
Mume: Nitafanya kama yesu..
Mke: Unamaanisha Nini?

Mume: Nitaondoka ijumaa na Kurudi j3..
Mke: Unanishangaza, kama utafanya hivi nami nitafanya kama Maria..
Mume: Unamaanisha Nini?
Mke: Nitapata mimba bila ya kuingingiliwa na wewe mume wangu..
Mume: 😳😳😳

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