Short Answer: The leek! 🚣♂️🌿
Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! 😄
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 26, 2017
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 24, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 18, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Daudi (Guest) on March 13, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Hashim (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Saidi (Guest) on March 6, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Sultan (Guest) on February 20, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 12, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 10, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Grace Mligo (Guest) on February 6, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
John Lissu (Guest) on February 4, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 25, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
George Tenga (Guest) on January 21, 2017
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 2, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Mgeni (Guest) on December 27, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 20, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 15, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on December 15, 2016
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 11, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 3, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Yahya (Guest) on November 26, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Ramadhan (Guest) on November 25, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 18, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 17, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 12, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
George Ndungu (Guest) on November 4, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Nyota (Guest) on October 21, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Amani (Guest) on October 19, 2016
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Yahya (Guest) on October 19, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Mchuma (Guest) on October 11, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 19, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Maneno (Guest) on September 19, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Kahina (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 8, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Kiza (Guest) on August 31, 2016
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Fikiri (Guest) on August 21, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 16, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Habiba (Guest) on July 27, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 19, 2016
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 10, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Nyota (Guest) on July 8, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 2, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 27, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
Frank Macha (Guest) on June 23, 2016
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Abubakari (Guest) on June 8, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Abubakar (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 23, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on May 12, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!