Which Budgie owns the cage?

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 9, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Shabani (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Arifa (Guest) on August 31, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Jafari (Guest) on August 30, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 16, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 16, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

John Malisa (Guest) on August 11, 2016

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 10, 2016

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Mchawi (Guest) on August 9, 2016

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 8, 2016

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 8, 2016

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 17, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 12, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Daudi (Guest) on July 10, 2016

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nchi (Guest) on July 3, 2016

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 25, 2016

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Baraka (Guest) on June 24, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 24, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 23, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Abubakar (Guest) on June 20, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 4, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 3, 2016

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Bahati (Guest) on May 31, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 27, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Hashim (Guest) on May 24, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 19, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Umi (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Yahya (Guest) on April 16, 2016

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Peter Mbise (Guest) on March 30, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Husna (Guest) on March 26, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on March 24, 2016

😄 What a joke!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 22, 2016

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mashaka (Guest) on March 20, 2016

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 12, 2016

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 4, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 28, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Sharifa (Guest) on February 26, 2016

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Sultan (Guest) on February 25, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Shani (Guest) on February 14, 2016

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Ibrahim (Guest) on February 13, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 10, 2016

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 8, 2016

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Safiya (Guest) on February 4, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Maneno (Guest) on January 31, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 25, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 22, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 21, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Chiku (Guest) on January 21, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 17, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 11, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on January 6, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Shamim (Guest) on January 3, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 3, 2016

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 29, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️