Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 15, 2017
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on May 13, 2017
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Maulid (Guest) on May 11, 2017
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 11, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Mzee (Guest) on April 19, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Nahida (Guest) on April 11, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
David Nyerere (Guest) on April 1, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 17, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 16, 2017
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Nashon (Guest) on March 8, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2017
😄 You got me!
Salum (Guest) on February 21, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 31, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 22, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Nchi (Guest) on January 18, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
John Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Asha (Guest) on December 25, 2016
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Majid (Guest) on December 22, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Shamsa (Guest) on December 17, 2016
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Ahmed (Guest) on December 15, 2016
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Maimuna (Guest) on November 20, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 7, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 29, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 25, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
Zakaria (Guest) on October 25, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 18, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 14, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 24, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 23, 2016
😂 So funny!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Umi (Guest) on September 18, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Nuru (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Warda (Guest) on August 17, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Kazija (Guest) on July 31, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 30, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Hekima (Guest) on July 27, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 23, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 23, 2016
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Maulid (Guest) on June 19, 2016
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 12, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 8, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Ibrahim (Guest) on June 2, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Grace Minja (Guest) on June 1, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mchawi (Guest) on May 5, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mjaka (Guest) on April 30, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️