Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! 🏝️✏️
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Arifa (Guest) on December 30, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 22, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Mwachumu (Guest) on December 22, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Aziza (Guest) on December 8, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 6, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Nassor (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Hashim (Guest) on November 26, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 21, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Mchawi (Guest) on November 8, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 24, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 8, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Arifa (Guest) on October 5, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 3, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 18, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
John Malisa (Guest) on September 9, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Omari (Guest) on September 5, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 2, 2017
😂 So funny!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 2, 2017
😄 You got me!
Kassim (Guest) on August 26, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 16, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Raha (Guest) on August 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 8, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Shamsa (Guest) on August 8, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 31, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 25, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 23, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 26, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Hawa (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Bahati (Guest) on May 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Mohamed (Guest) on May 21, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Majid (Guest) on May 18, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 18, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 6, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Rehema (Guest) on May 5, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Daudi (Guest) on April 28, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 22, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 10, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 31, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
John Mushi (Guest) on March 31, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Ndoto (Guest) on March 10, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Masika (Guest) on February 28, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Chiku (Guest) on February 27, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 14, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 11, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 23, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Mazrui (Guest) on January 19, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Josephine (Guest) on January 11, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜