The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! โ๏ธ๐ฅ
Explanation: Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! โ๏ธ๐ฅ๐
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๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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This joke deserves an award! ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on November 16, 2017
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If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Baridi (Guest) on November 6, 2017
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๐ This is a keeper!
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๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
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Hekima (Guest) on July 9, 2017
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Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
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Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Khadija (Guest) on May 14, 2017
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๐ That punchline was epic!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 28, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐