Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! 🤣📆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 30, 2017
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Hekima (Guest) on November 30, 2017
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 29, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 29, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Rabia (Guest) on November 6, 2017
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 31, 2017
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Wande (Guest) on October 23, 2017
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Kheri (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Chum (Guest) on October 16, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Nassor (Guest) on October 13, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 8, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Zulekha (Guest) on October 7, 2017
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 3, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 2, 2017
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 26, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 4, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
Mazrui (Guest) on September 1, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 30, 2017
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 12, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Muslima (Guest) on July 16, 2017
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Chiku (Guest) on July 15, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on July 7, 2017
😁 This is gold!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 20, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Fikiri (Guest) on June 15, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Raha (Guest) on June 9, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 8, 2017
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 7, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Fikiri (Guest) on May 30, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 26, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Safiya (Guest) on May 21, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
George Wanjala (Guest) on May 20, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 30, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 29, 2017
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on April 15, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 13, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Abdillah (Guest) on April 6, 2017
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Shamim (Guest) on April 3, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 31, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 23, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 18, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Saidi (Guest) on March 13, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 7, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 4, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
Salima (Guest) on February 2, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 24, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 11, 2017
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Zakia (Guest) on January 9, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Nuru (Guest) on January 9, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 4, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 19, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 15, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 14, 2016
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 12, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 8, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜