Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2018
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 3, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Abubakari (Guest) on December 27, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 11, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 24, 2017
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 23, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Abubakari (Guest) on November 23, 2017
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 20, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
John Lissu (Guest) on November 17, 2017
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 12, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Maimuna (Guest) on November 12, 2017
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 9, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
Maulid (Guest) on October 30, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Nchi (Guest) on October 29, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Zubeida (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mariam (Guest) on October 16, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Jamal (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 15, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 11, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 26, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
John Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 22, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Mwalimu (Guest) on September 19, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Mgeni (Guest) on September 11, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 27, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Irene Makena (Guest) on August 26, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2017
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 17, 2017
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 29, 2017
😁 This just made my day!
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 6, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 5, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Mchawi (Guest) on July 5, 2017
😄 What a joke!
Tabu (Guest) on July 4, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
Hawa (Guest) on June 23, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Yahya (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Samuel Were (Guest) on June 21, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
James Kimani (Guest) on June 21, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 15, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
John Kamande (Guest) on May 13, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
James Kimani (Guest) on May 12, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Shani (Guest) on May 7, 2017
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 4, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 27, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Ramadhan (Guest) on April 25, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2017
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 8, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
John Kamande (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 29, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 17, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Kassim (Guest) on February 27, 2017
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Fadhili (Guest) on February 22, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️