What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! ๐งนโจ
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
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Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 8, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on January 5, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 3, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 26, 2017
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
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Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 23, 2017
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James Malima (Guest) on December 6, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 30, 2017
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๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 18, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Mohamed (Guest) on October 28, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
David Ochieng (Guest) on October 21, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
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๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 20, 2017
๐ Nailed it!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 17, 2017
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
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I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 30, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Robert Okello (Guest) on August 9, 2017
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
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Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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๐ This is pure brilliance!
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๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on May 23, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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๐ Pure comedy gold!
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I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐