Why couldn’t the boy go to the pirate movie?

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 27, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 8, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

James Kimani (Guest) on December 5, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Nchi (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 21, 2018

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 6, 2018

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Issa (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Yusra (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 25, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 22, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Mchawi (Guest) on October 20, 2018

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 20, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Nassor (Guest) on October 11, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 9, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 6, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 24, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 17, 2018

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Binti (Guest) on September 10, 2018

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 7, 2018

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Kheri (Guest) on September 6, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rashid (Guest) on September 3, 2018

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Asha (Guest) on September 1, 2018

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2018

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Safiya (Guest) on August 19, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Shukuru (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 4, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Rubea (Guest) on July 27, 2018

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Mashaka (Guest) on July 26, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Zuhura (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

James Kimani (Guest) on July 12, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 9, 2018

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 1, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Arifa (Guest) on June 29, 2018

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 23, 2018

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on June 19, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on June 10, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Rashid (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Mazrui (Guest) on June 1, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on May 31, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on May 30, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 30, 2018

😂 This is too funny!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 23, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Furaha (Guest) on May 22, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Shukuru (Guest) on May 16, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 19, 2018

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 17, 2018

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Mariam (Guest) on April 16, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on April 13, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 29, 2018

😆 I’m dying over here!

Yahya (Guest) on March 24, 2018

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Safiya (Guest) on March 22, 2018

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on March 8, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 6, 2018

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣