What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 20, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rashid (Guest) on December 16, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

James Mduma (Guest) on December 16, 2018

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Mzee (Guest) on December 14, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Juma (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on December 11, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Daudi (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Fatuma (Guest) on December 5, 2018

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 2, 2018

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 1, 2018

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Muslima (Guest) on November 29, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Ahmed (Guest) on November 25, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 19, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2018

😂 So funny!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Hashim (Guest) on November 1, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 30, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Mariam (Guest) on October 19, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Faiza (Guest) on October 17, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Juma (Guest) on October 14, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 2, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 30, 2018

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on September 17, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 10, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Mzee (Guest) on September 4, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 2, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 27, 2018

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Daudi (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mjaka (Guest) on August 10, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 31, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Maulid (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 14, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 7, 2018

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Sarafina (Guest) on June 16, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Mashaka (Guest) on May 23, 2018

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 22, 2018

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 13, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 12, 2018

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Zubeida (Guest) on May 10, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Zakia (Guest) on April 21, 2018

😂 I’m saving this one!

Maneno (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 19, 2018

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 16, 2018

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Maneno (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

George Mallya (Guest) on March 24, 2018

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 21, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

John Mushi (Guest) on March 14, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nuru (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 1, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Nassar (Guest) on February 27, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 17, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Zakaria (Guest) on February 17, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on February 9, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Saidi (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️