Q: What is a kitten's favorite dessert? A: Mice cream! π¨π
Explanation: Cats are known for their love of chasing and catching mice, so it's only natural that a kitten would have a sweet spot for "mice cream" (a pun on "ice cream"). This playful answer combines the idea of a dessert with the kitten's favorite prey, creating a funny and unexpected twist. The emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness and cuteness to the response.
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 26, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 19, 2019
π€£ This joke is too good!
Ahmed (Guest) on January 12, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 11, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 4, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 28, 2018
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 25, 2018
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 21, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
Halima (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 3, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
Sharifa (Guest) on December 2, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Khalifa (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Binti (Guest) on October 25, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Arifa (Guest) on October 24, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Neema (Guest) on October 15, 2018
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Fatuma (Guest) on October 12, 2018
π€£ Pure genius!
Jaffar (Guest) on October 10, 2018
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 23, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Asha (Guest) on September 19, 2018
π Saving this one!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 17, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on September 16, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 15, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 14, 2018
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on September 8, 2018
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Ahmed (Guest) on September 6, 2018
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 3, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Salum (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
Chiku (Guest) on September 1, 2018
π That punchline was epic!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 27, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Mhina (Guest) on August 26, 2018
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 12, 2018
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
John Mwangi (Guest) on August 1, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Hashim (Guest) on July 31, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Fadhili (Guest) on July 25, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 23, 2018
Iβm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iβve lost two days. πΈπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 30, 2018
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Mgeni (Guest) on June 17, 2018
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
Rabia (Guest) on June 15, 2018
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Hassan (Guest) on June 12, 2018
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Nassar (Guest) on June 8, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 8, 2018
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 29, 2018
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
John Malisa (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 21, 2018
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 19, 2018
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Warda (Guest) on May 16, 2018
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Issa (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 21, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Zubeida (Guest) on April 14, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 10, 2018
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 7, 2018
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 3, 2018
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Abdillah (Guest) on March 29, 2018
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 21, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iβm not dead. ποΈπ
Fikiri (Guest) on March 18, 2018
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 15, 2018
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Nuru (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Rukia (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Why donβt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyβre afraid of traveling! πβοΈ