What do you call a fish with no eye?

Binti (Guest) on August 21, 2018

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Majid (Guest) on August 20, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Faiza (Guest) on August 15, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Furaha (Guest) on August 8, 2018

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 7, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 7, 2018

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Kahina (Guest) on July 20, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Abdullah (Guest) on July 18, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 13, 2018

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on July 11, 2018

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 10, 2018

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

George Mallya (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 6, 2018

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Josephine (Guest) on June 25, 2018

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 21, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Amina (Guest) on June 13, 2018

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 12, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Amir (Guest) on June 12, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 11, 2018

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Yusra (Guest) on June 7, 2018

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 5, 2018

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 26, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 22, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Chiku (Guest) on May 21, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Maimuna (Guest) on May 20, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 12, 2018

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Jabir (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Farida (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 27, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 26, 2018

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 20, 2018

😆 Rolling on the floor!

John Kamande (Guest) on March 30, 2018

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 11, 2018

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Zawadi (Guest) on March 5, 2018

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Sofia (Guest) on March 5, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Leila (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 15, 2018

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 13, 2018

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Jamila (Guest) on January 24, 2018

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 23, 2018

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 11, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Nuru (Guest) on January 3, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 27, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Shamsa (Guest) on December 21, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 11, 2017

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 9, 2017

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Juma (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Chris Okello (Guest) on December 2, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Asha (Guest) on November 29, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on November 21, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 13, 2017

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Khalifa (Guest) on November 12, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 10, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Bakari (Guest) on November 10, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on November 6, 2017

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on October 28, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 14, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆