Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"
Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2018
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2018
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 4, 2018
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Yusra (Guest) on November 28, 2018
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
David Ochieng (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 6, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Mashaka (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on October 26, 2018
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 23, 2018
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 16, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 7, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 1, 2018
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2018
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Arifa (Guest) on August 24, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Fadhili (Guest) on August 24, 2018
๐ Bookmarking this!
Mashaka (Guest) on August 23, 2018
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 8, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 30, 2018
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mwinyi (Guest) on July 18, 2018
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2018
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Mohamed (Guest) on July 2, 2018
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 30, 2018
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 25, 2018
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Chiku (Guest) on June 13, 2018
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Abdillah (Guest) on June 7, 2018
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 29, 2018
๐ This one really got me!
Omari (Guest) on May 25, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 24, 2018
๐ So funny!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 17, 2018
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 9, 2018
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Arifa (Guest) on April 29, 2018
๐ Sharing right away!
Shani (Guest) on April 25, 2018
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Masika (Guest) on April 20, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 28, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Shani (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 12, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 11, 2018
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 8, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on March 7, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on February 24, 2018
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 17, 2018
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 14, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 13, 2018
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Mchuma (Guest) on January 11, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Maimuna (Guest) on January 11, 2018
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on January 5, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on December 28, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 26, 2017
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 20, 2017
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
Salima (Guest) on December 17, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 16, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 3, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 29, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Neema (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐