A rabbit's favorite kind of music is "Hip-Hop"! ππ΅
Explanation: This plays on the wordplay between a rabbit's "hip" nature, as they hop around, and the music genre "Hip-Hop". It brings a cheerful tone to the question, creating a funny and lighthearted atmosphere. The use of the rabbit emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the joke.
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 24, 2019
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
Mtumwa (Guest) on December 16, 2019
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
Issa (Guest) on December 10, 2019
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Bakari (Guest) on December 6, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Biashara (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
Amir (Guest) on November 11, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Halima (Guest) on November 8, 2019
π€£ Pure genius!
Amir (Guest) on October 22, 2019
π Laughing so hard right now!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 20, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 7, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Sultan (Guest) on October 2, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Hekima (Guest) on September 28, 2019
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Mchuma (Guest) on September 22, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Zubeida (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Khamis (Guest) on July 12, 2019
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
John Lissu (Guest) on July 10, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 29, 2019
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
Mary Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2019
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
Amani (Guest) on May 29, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
John Kamande (Guest) on May 27, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 22, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 19, 2019
π Perfect joke!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Mashaka (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 4, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
Mzee (Guest) on April 24, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 10, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 8, 2019
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Binti (Guest) on April 3, 2019
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
Mgeni (Guest) on March 30, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 27, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Salum (Guest) on March 23, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 18, 2019
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 15, 2019
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
Tabu (Guest) on March 12, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Baridi (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 22, 2019
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 19, 2019
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Daudi (Guest) on January 3, 2019
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 15, 2018
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Rukia (Guest) on December 9, 2018
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
Amani (Guest) on November 27, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 21, 2018
π That punchline was epic!
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on November 20, 2018
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Jafari (Guest) on November 19, 2018
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 17, 2018
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Zulekha (Guest) on November 10, 2018
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
Sofia (Guest) on November 1, 2018
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 30, 2018
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnβt peeling well! ππ€