Nassar (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 4, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Maida (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

John Lissu (Guest) on February 1, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Grace Minja (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 21, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Hawa (Guest) on January 16, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Leila (Guest) on January 15, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 4, 2020

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Jaffar (Guest) on December 19, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 22, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 29, 2019

😃 Instant mood boost!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Mzee (Guest) on October 16, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Kahina (Guest) on October 15, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Saidi (Guest) on October 1, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 28, 2019

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on September 14, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 9, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 7, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Khatib (Guest) on September 6, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 5, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Umi (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Daudi (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Hekima (Guest) on August 17, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Chiku (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2019

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

George Mallya (Guest) on August 4, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 31, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 27, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 24, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Kahina (Guest) on July 19, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 18, 2019

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 12, 2019

😅 I’m still laughing!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 6, 2019

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 24, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Salma (Guest) on June 13, 2019

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 12, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 4, 2019

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Rashid (Guest) on June 3, 2019

😁 This is gold!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 28, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Zawadi (Guest) on May 22, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 22, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Arifa (Guest) on May 18, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ndoto (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Mariam (Guest) on May 12, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 9, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 8, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Ali (Guest) on May 5, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 29, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Daudi (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 11, 2019

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝