Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 13, 2020

😄 You got me!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Jamal (Guest) on October 27, 2020

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

James Mduma (Guest) on October 20, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nassor (Guest) on October 16, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 13, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 4, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 26, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Aziza (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 2, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 1, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Amir (Guest) on August 30, 2020

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 29, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 25, 2020

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

John Lissu (Guest) on August 20, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Jafari (Guest) on August 17, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Salum (Guest) on August 13, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 4, 2020

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 31, 2020

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mustafa (Guest) on July 29, 2020

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 28, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 26, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 23, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Rashid (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 21, 2020

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 29, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Hawa (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Tambwe (Guest) on June 19, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 9, 2020

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2020

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 11, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

George Ndungu (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Nyota (Guest) on April 16, 2020

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 10, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 7, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2020

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 4, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 3, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on April 2, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Warda (Guest) on March 27, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Khamis (Guest) on March 5, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Kassim (Guest) on March 4, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Kahina (Guest) on March 1, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Bahati (Guest) on February 27, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Baridi (Guest) on February 22, 2020

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 18, 2020

😁 This is gold!

Binti (Guest) on February 17, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 10, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 26, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Khadija (Guest) on January 24, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Chiku (Guest) on December 27, 2019

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 18, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

John Lissu (Guest) on December 11, 2019

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️