Short Answer: π€ Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! π΄π’
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!π’π΄π
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 16, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Rubea (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 16, 2020
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 17, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
Bakari (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Whatβs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! π£πΊ
Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
Jamal (Guest) on June 1, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Sumaya (Guest) on May 31, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Masika (Guest) on May 31, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Mashaka (Guest) on May 28, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 16, 2020
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Muslima (Guest) on May 11, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Asha (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 23, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Sekela (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Nyota (Guest) on March 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 14, 2020
π€£ Brilliant joke!
Mgeni (Guest) on February 24, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ππ³
Kahina (Guest) on February 22, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
Salma (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 17, 2020
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 12, 2020
π Too good!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 11, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2020
π Still cracking up!
Ndoto (Guest) on January 19, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Chum (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Asha (Guest) on December 17, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
Kheri (Guest) on December 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Abdullah (Guest) on December 16, 2019
π Gotta save this!
Wande (Guest) on December 11, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 26, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Mohamed (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Hamida (Guest) on November 20, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ππ
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§π€
Maneno (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Umi (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! π₯οΈπ€
Zubeida (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 10, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 8, 2019
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 28, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Bakari (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ