Short Answer: ๐ค Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! ๐ด๐ข
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!๐ข๐ด๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 24, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 16, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Rubea (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 16, 2020
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on July 10, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on June 17, 2020
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Bakari (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Abdillah (Guest) on June 15, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 5, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Jamal (Guest) on June 1, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Sumaya (Guest) on May 31, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Masika (Guest) on May 31, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๐ช
Mashaka (Guest) on May 28, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 16, 2020
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Muslima (Guest) on May 11, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐ช
Asha (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 23, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 22, 2020
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 16, 2020
๐ Instant mood boost!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Sekela (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 21, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
Nyota (Guest) on March 16, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 14, 2020
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Mgeni (Guest) on February 24, 2020
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Kahina (Guest) on February 22, 2020
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Salma (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 17, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 13, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 12, 2020
๐ Too good!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on February 11, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
Ndoto (Guest) on January 19, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Chum (Guest) on January 13, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Asha (Guest) on December 17, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Kheri (Guest) on December 17, 2019
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Abdullah (Guest) on December 16, 2019
๐ Gotta save this!
Wande (Guest) on December 11, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 26, 2019
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Mohamed (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Money canโt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ๐๐ธ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Hamida (Guest) on November 20, 2019
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
Maneno (Guest) on November 11, 2019
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
Umi (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on October 27, 2019
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Zubeida (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 10, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 8, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 6, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Fadhili (Guest) on October 2, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Nchi (Guest) on October 1, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Zakaria (Guest) on September 30, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 28, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Bakari (Guest) on September 26, 2019
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐