Mummies love rap music! ๐ค๐ฅ
Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ๐๐บ๐ฅ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on September 17, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 12, 2020
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Azima (Guest) on September 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 28, 2020
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 25, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 19, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 30, 2020
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 21, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on July 12, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Arifa (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 7, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 6, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Shamsa (Guest) on July 4, 2020
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 22, 2020
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 20, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Ndoto (Guest) on June 16, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 11, 2020
๐ Still cracking up!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Zainab (Guest) on June 9, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Mgeni (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 20, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฐ
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 17, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on May 11, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 7, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 7, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Ann Awino (Guest) on May 5, 2020
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 30, 2020
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Omar (Guest) on April 19, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 14, 2020
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mjaka (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Rahim (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Zulekha (Guest) on April 7, 2020
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Mwajuma (Guest) on April 4, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 14, 2020
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐๐บ
Mwanais (Guest) on March 11, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2020
๐ This made my day!
David Musyoka (Guest) on February 1, 2020
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 1, 2020
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Nassar (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Athumani (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 8, 2020
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Zakaria (Guest) on January 6, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Kassim (Guest) on January 4, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Hassan (Guest) on January 3, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 2, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Juma (Guest) on January 2, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
Halima (Guest) on November 29, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 24, 2019
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 17, 2019
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Rukia (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ