Answer: A walk!
Explanation: π¦ A fly without wings is essentially just a tiny insect that walks around instead of flying. So, we can humorously refer to it as a "walk" instead of a fly. πΆββοΈ It's a playful twist on words that adds a touch of silliness to the situation.
Mzee (Guest) on September 23, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2020
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Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ππ¨βπΌ
Tambwe (Guest) on September 2, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2020
π This is a keeper!
George Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
Zubeida (Guest) on August 20, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
Neema (Guest) on August 16, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. π‘πΌ
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 9, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 2, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 27, 2020
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 20, 2020
π Pure comedy gold!
Kazija (Guest) on July 13, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Khatib (Guest) on July 4, 2020
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Husna (Guest) on July 1, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 25, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mwafirika (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Makame (Guest) on May 31, 2020
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
Raha (Guest) on May 29, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 23, 2020
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§©π€―
James Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on May 11, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Chum (Guest) on May 3, 2020
π What a joke!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 1, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Husna (Guest) on April 27, 2020
π Mood instantly lifted!
Arifa (Guest) on April 24, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. Iβm not falling for that again. π§Ήπ
Warda (Guest) on April 22, 2020
π Totally hilarious!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 4, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 28, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 26, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
Jamal (Guest) on March 18, 2020
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Wande (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
Azima (Guest) on March 11, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 9, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Salma (Guest) on March 8, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
Husna (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Jaffar (Guest) on March 2, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Latifa (Guest) on February 28, 2020
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
Ali (Guest) on February 28, 2020
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
Mchuma (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 10, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 10, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 29, 2020
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 25, 2020
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
John Mwangi (Guest) on January 22, 2020
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 14, 2020
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
Salima (Guest) on January 8, 2020
π Iβm saving this one!
Maimuna (Guest) on December 31, 2019
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Kheri (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2019
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 25, 2019
π Rolling on the floor!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 11, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 9, 2019
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 27, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Nassar (Guest) on November 22, 2019
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 21, 2019
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!