Tofauti ya ukopaji wa mzungu na mswahili
Date: September 15, 2017
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
MZUNGU: Hi, I need $100, will pay back on Monday
MSWAHILI: Kaka vipi, shwari? Dah.. hatuonani mzee, mishe vipi, mnatunyima nini? Juzi nimekuona kwa mbaaaliβ¦ mzee shavu dodo, full kipupwe! Sie tupo bwana, shida tu, afu misiba mingi tu, wife nae kajifungua ghafla. Sasa, kuna cheque naisubiri haijatoka hadi leo, wanasema itatoka next week, hapa nimekwama kweli. Naweza pata 'Laki Moja' ya karibu hapo nitarudisha mwisho wa mweziβ¦?πππππ
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