Short Answer: ๐ค Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! ๐ด๐ข
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!๐ข๐ด๐
Jaffar (Guest) on October 20, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Mtumwa (Guest) on October 14, 2021
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on October 7, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on September 22, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on September 17, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Mchawi (Guest) on September 15, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
David Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2021
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 6, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Khadija (Guest) on September 4, 2021
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
Wande (Guest) on August 17, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 12, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2021
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 4, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Fadhila (Guest) on July 27, 2021
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 24, 2021
๐ Iโm dying over here!
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 13, 2021
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
Rabia (Guest) on July 10, 2021
๐ Bookmarking this!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
George Ndungu (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Arifa (Guest) on June 14, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 4, 2021
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Mzee (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Makame (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Nassar (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Nasra (Guest) on March 30, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Juma (Guest) on March 30, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Zakia (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 19, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Majid (Guest) on February 17, 2021
I canโt cook, but I can follow directionsโso if I fail, itโs the recipeโs fault. ๐ณ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 7, 2021
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 7, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 1, 2021
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 23, 2021
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
Sofia (Guest) on January 18, 2021
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Faiza (Guest) on January 6, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Arifa (Guest) on December 31, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
David Ochieng (Guest) on December 30, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Amina (Guest) on December 25, 2020
๐ What a joke!
Raha (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 30, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 2, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Zainab (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 20, 2020
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Salum (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 17, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 9, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Hassan (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 30, 2020
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 19, 2020
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 14, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Hawa (Guest) on August 9, 2020
๐ That punchline was epic!
Fikiri (Guest) on August 4, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ