Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop!
Explanation: 🥋🐷 In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. 🐽💥 It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.
Masika (Guest) on January 14, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Mchawi (Guest) on January 12, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Baraka (Guest) on January 9, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Fatuma (Guest) on January 5, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Saidi (Guest) on December 29, 2021
😆 This one really got me!
Jabir (Guest) on December 25, 2021
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 25, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 27, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 22, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Nahida (Guest) on November 20, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Tambwe (Guest) on November 10, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 27, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 25, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Habiba (Guest) on October 13, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 4, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mhina (Guest) on October 3, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 30, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Chiku (Guest) on September 28, 2021
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 23, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Yahya (Guest) on September 19, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 12, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 1, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Abdullah (Guest) on August 29, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Leila (Guest) on August 27, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Biashara (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
John Malisa (Guest) on August 18, 2021
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
Mchuma (Guest) on August 9, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Amina (Guest) on August 5, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Shamsa (Guest) on July 26, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
David Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Juma (Guest) on July 17, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 17, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 6, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 3, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 19, 2021
😁 This made my day!
Zakia (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Masika (Guest) on June 13, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Mwagonda (Guest) on June 5, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 3, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
David Chacha (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 30, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 28, 2021
😆 Saving this one!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Ali (Guest) on May 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Abubakar (Guest) on May 10, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 7, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 11, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Saidi (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Shukuru (Guest) on March 19, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Chiku (Guest) on March 11, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Rubea (Guest) on March 7, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 21, 2021
😄 You got me!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 6, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 5, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Makame (Guest) on February 1, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Nasra (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴