Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟
Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔
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Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 27, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 15, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Zawadi (Guest) on August 26, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 18, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Faiza (Guest) on August 14, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Makame (Guest) on July 23, 2021
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mwanaidi (Guest) on June 28, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Muslima (Guest) on June 28, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 21, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Issack (Guest) on April 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Sharifa (Guest) on April 19, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Jafari (Guest) on April 12, 2021
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Sultan (Guest) on April 10, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 5, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 4, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Wande (Guest) on March 19, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 19, 2021
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Khatib (Guest) on March 14, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 4, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Rehema (Guest) on March 1, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Warda (Guest) on February 24, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Wande (Guest) on February 21, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 17, 2021
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
David Ochieng (Guest) on February 16, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Nchi (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Kiza (Guest) on January 28, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 20, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Farida (Guest) on January 17, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 16, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mohamed (Guest) on January 9, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Safiya (Guest) on January 6, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 31, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Neema (Guest) on December 27, 2020
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Samuel Were (Guest) on December 26, 2020
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 25, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Majid (Guest) on December 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2020
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Warda (Guest) on November 12, 2020
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Hawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 8, 2020
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
Ramadhan (Guest) on October 31, 2020
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Hashim (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Warda (Guest) on October 11, 2020
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 11, 2020
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
Safiya (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 18, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Halima (Guest) on September 12, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Alice Jebet (Guest) on September 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁