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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake cheki kilichomkuta

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Jamaa alikuwa na tabia ya kutembea na binamu yake….

Alikuwa anasubiri mjomba na mkewe walale tu halafu ananyata mdogo mdogo mpaka chumbani kwa binamu yake.

Siku moja umeme ulikuwa umekatika ikabidi aamue kuvua nguo kabisachumbani kwake….

Akanyata taratibua akafungua mlango akazama chumbani kwa mjomba ake bila kujua, ghafla umeme ukarudi…

MJOMBA; we mshenzi umefata nini chumbani kwangu tena uko uchi

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