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Angalia huyu jamaa alivyoachika na msichana wake kwa kujidai kuongea kingereza na mwishowe kuchanganya maneno

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MSICHANA: Mbona jana nimekupigia simu hujapokea?
JAMAA: please beby forget me.
MSichAnA: eeeh unaniambia hivo mimi?
JAMAA: nakuomba sana forget me.
MSICHANA: aya bwana poa maisha mema.

Msichana anakata simu jamaa ndo ananiuliza."sasa
sijui amekasirikia lipi?" Mi nikamwambia we zuzu
umemwambia AKUSAHAU, dah, kumbe
ningemwambiaje? hahaha, ungemwambia
ForgivE me! au Ungesema Tu NaombA nSameHe.

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