Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 27, 2023

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 19, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Fikiri (Guest) on January 9, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2023

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 2, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mzee (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 9, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Neema (Guest) on December 3, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Asha (Guest) on December 3, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Fadhila (Guest) on November 30, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Amir (Guest) on November 29, 2022

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 5, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on November 2, 2022

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Abdullah (Guest) on November 1, 2022

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on October 29, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 17, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Maneno (Guest) on October 5, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Salum (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 7, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 31, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 30, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 28, 2022

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 27, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 27, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

James Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 24, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Zubeida (Guest) on August 18, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 6, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Amir (Guest) on August 5, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 30, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Diana Mallya (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 12, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Fadhili (Guest) on June 27, 2022

😂 I’m saving this one!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 17, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on June 5, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 24, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 23, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Amina (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 17, 2022

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 30, 2022

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 25, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 16, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mustafa (Guest) on April 14, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 26, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Shabani (Guest) on March 4, 2022

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 11, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Kassim (Guest) on February 3, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on February 1, 2022

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Habiba (Guest) on December 27, 2021

😁 This made my day!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 26, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Shukuru (Guest) on December 24, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 8, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 5, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 3, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Mchuma (Guest) on December 3, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Rubea (Guest) on November 27, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸