What runs but never walks?

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 23, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 20, 2022

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Khamis (Guest) on September 23, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Rubea (Guest) on September 21, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 17, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Fadhila (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 3, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 29, 2022

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Jabir (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 14, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 13, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Baridi (Guest) on August 8, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Hassan (Guest) on August 2, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Nahida (Guest) on July 25, 2022

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 14, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Ramadhan (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 8, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 2, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Kassim (Guest) on July 1, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 14, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Tambwe (Guest) on May 29, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Zakaria (Guest) on May 27, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 14, 2022

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 14, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 9, 2022

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 3, 2022

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 25, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Zakaria (Guest) on April 24, 2022

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 21, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

John Malisa (Guest) on April 5, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Makame (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 26, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 24, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Rahma (Guest) on March 17, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 5, 2022

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 21, 2022

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Baridi (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 6, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 27, 2022

😆 That punchline!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rabia (Guest) on January 24, 2022

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Kiza (Guest) on January 17, 2022

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Habiba (Guest) on January 17, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nahida (Guest) on January 15, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on January 13, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 2, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Hawa (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Baraka (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Jaffar (Guest) on December 22, 2021

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Ramadhan (Guest) on November 29, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 28, 2021

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Mjaka (Guest) on November 23, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Khalifa (Guest) on November 21, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱