Kiza (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Mwanais (Guest) on July 30, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 18, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 15, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Azima (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 28, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Nassar (Guest) on June 17, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Binti (Guest) on June 14, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 30, 2022

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Tabu (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on May 25, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 3, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 30, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 26, 2022

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Brian Karanja (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 16, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Mhina (Guest) on April 8, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 7, 2022

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

John Lissu (Guest) on April 5, 2022

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Sarafina (Guest) on March 30, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 28, 2022

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Tabu (Guest) on March 12, 2022

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Omar (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 4, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nancy Komba (Guest) on March 2, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on February 27, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Maimuna (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kazija (Guest) on February 20, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 9, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Makame (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Chum (Guest) on January 23, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Zakia (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Rehema (Guest) on January 1, 2022

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on December 23, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Nassor (Guest) on December 22, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 17, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Kiza (Guest) on December 9, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 5, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Kheri (Guest) on December 3, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 24, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

George Tenga (Guest) on November 19, 2021

😄 Perfect joke!

Hawa (Guest) on November 18, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 10, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 7, 2021

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 5, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Jabir (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

George Tenga (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Zakaria (Guest) on October 30, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 27, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Warda (Guest) on October 18, 2021

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!