An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Amir (Guest) on October 9, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 5, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Grace Mligo (Guest) on September 29, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Issa (Guest) on September 12, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Tabu (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
John Kamande (Guest) on August 28, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 27, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
Biashara (Guest) on August 21, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Mwanahawa (Guest) on August 21, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Halima (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 3, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Sultan (Guest) on August 2, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 29, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Mchuma (Guest) on July 25, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 1, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Rehema (Guest) on June 20, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 15, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 4, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Chum (Guest) on May 23, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Jamal (Guest) on May 12, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 10, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 6, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Jamal (Guest) on May 3, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Anna Malela (Guest) on April 29, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 25, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 23, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Safiya (Guest) on April 19, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Maida (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Abubakar (Guest) on April 12, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Latifa (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Omari (Guest) on March 27, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 20, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 15, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Abdullah (Guest) on March 9, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Nassar (Guest) on February 22, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Nassar (Guest) on February 17, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 30, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on January 30, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Majid (Guest) on January 26, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 23, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on January 18, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 14, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Asha (Guest) on January 10, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Bahati (Guest) on December 23, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Latifa (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 28, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 13, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2021
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2021
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 11, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
John Lissu (Guest) on September 8, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on August 31, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 28, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜