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Man:ย Kwani mwisho wa gari ni wapi?
Makanga:ย Mwisho ni hapo penye number plate iko.

Karis:ย Ruaka ni how much?
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Passenger:ย Shukisha dere.
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Mjaka (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 20, 2019

Hii ni joke ya kipekee sana! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 27, 2019

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Š

Issack (Guest) on August 17, 2019

Wow, hizi kichekesho ni dhahabu kabisa! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Hii ni ya kufurahisha! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 15, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 6, 2019

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 24, 2019

Nimeipenda hii joke! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

Ndoto (Guest) on June 24, 2019

๐Ÿ˜„ Umeimaliza kabisa!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘

Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 11, 2019

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! ๐Ÿ˜†

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘Œ

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 28, 2019

๐Ÿ˜… Ilibidi nishiriki hii na kila mtu!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 24, 2019

Nimefurahia hii sana! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜Š

Umi (Guest) on May 24, 2019

Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha sanaโ€”imebamba! ๐Ÿคฃ

Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 26, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 4, 2019

Hii imenichekesha sana! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚

Mzee (Guest) on March 31, 2019

Wow, hii kichekesho ni mshindi kamili! ๐Ÿ†

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 22, 2019

Lazima niihifadhi hii, ni kichekesho kali sana! ๐Ÿ˜†

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Hii imenifurahisha sana! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜…

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 14, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on December 24, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Charles Mboje (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Nilihitaji kicheko hiki, asante kwa kushiriki! ๐Ÿ˜…

Hekima (Guest) on November 22, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka na hii!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 14, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Nimeipenda kabisa hii!

Baridi (Guest) on November 14, 2018

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Zakaria (Guest) on November 6, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Hii kichekesho imenifurahisha siku nzima!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 30, 2018

๐Ÿ˜ƒ Hii imenichekesha kwa sauti kweli!

Mchuma (Guest) on October 10, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Ninashiriki mara moja!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 28, 2018

๐Ÿ˜ Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 22, 2018

Hii ni ya maana sana! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜†

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 19, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ Hii imenigonga vizuri!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 1, 2018

๐Ÿ˜ Kicheko bora ya siku!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 26, 2018

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 21, 2018

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on July 13, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2018

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜…

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 26, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Siwezi kusubiri kushiriki hii!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 8, 2018

๐Ÿคฃ Ninashiriki hii na kila mtu!

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 23, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Kali sana!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Hii joke imenikumbusha enzi zile! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Umetisha! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwajabu (Guest) on February 24, 2018

๐Ÿ˜„ Siwezi hata kupumua, ni kichekesho sana!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha kweli! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

George Mallya (Guest) on January 3, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Ninacheka sana sasa hivi!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 2, 2018

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 28, 2017

๐Ÿ˜ Imeongezwa kwenye vipendwa!

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 22, 2017

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘

Zubeida (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Asante Ackyshine

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 9, 2017

Hii imenikuna sana! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Hii kichekesho ilikuwa bora! Nimeipenda! ๐ŸŽฏ

Kazija (Guest) on September 1, 2017

๐Ÿคฃ Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 6, 2017

๐Ÿ˜† Naihifadhi hii!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 1, 2017

๐Ÿ˜‚ Hii ni kali sana!

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