Short Answer: π€ Because horses refuse to wear cowboy boots! π΄π’
Explanation: Cowboys ride horses because horses are the only mode of transportation that doesn't mind walking around without fancy cowboy boots. Horses are loyal companions and prefer to keep their hooves au naturel, making them the perfect steed for a cowboy!π’π΄π
Rehema (Guest) on July 27, 2023
I hate when Iβm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Shani (Guest) on July 13, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
Shukuru (Guest) on July 7, 2023
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
Yahya (Guest) on June 19, 2023
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 18, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Fikiri (Guest) on June 15, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
John Lissu (Guest) on June 14, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
George Wanjala (Guest) on June 5, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 1, 2023
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 29, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 17, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Habiba (Guest) on May 15, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 10, 2023
π This made my day!
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 24, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 15, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
Sofia (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mwajabu (Guest) on March 29, 2023
π Iβm still laughing!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 15, 2023
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 6, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Hashim (Guest) on March 6, 2023
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
Irene Akoth (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 27, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 25, 2023
π Sharing right away!
Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π π ββοΈ
Masika (Guest) on February 12, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 9, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Mwakisu (Guest) on February 1, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 1, 2023
π This is pure brilliance!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 31, 2023
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
Halimah (Guest) on January 30, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Nuru (Guest) on January 18, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 17, 2023
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 14, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 13, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereβs popcorn? π½πΏ
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2023
π Perfect joke!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Khatib (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 22, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 21, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
James Kimani (Guest) on December 17, 2022
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
Kiza (Guest) on December 10, 2022
π This one really got me!
Asha (Guest) on December 3, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 19, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Samuel Were (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on November 9, 2022
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 5, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! π₯π₯
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on November 1, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
Mazrui (Guest) on October 25, 2022
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 21, 2022
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Binti (Guest) on October 18, 2022
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 10, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Ramadhan (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
John Lissu (Guest) on September 27, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Bakari (Guest) on September 25, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Baridi (Guest) on September 21, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Sekela (Guest) on September 20, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬