Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on October 7, 2023

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Mazrui (Guest) on September 30, 2023

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Maulid (Guest) on September 27, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on September 24, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Mashaka (Guest) on September 18, 2023

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 9, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 4, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Zakaria (Guest) on August 30, 2023

🤣 This one got me good!

Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 22, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 18, 2023

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mwanais (Guest) on August 6, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Selemani (Guest) on August 5, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 26, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Habiba (Guest) on July 25, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2023

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 12, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 4, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Arifa (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 20, 2023

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 16, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Hassan (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Maneno (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Mohamed (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Zawadi (Guest) on May 15, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Sumaya (Guest) on May 5, 2023

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 26, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 24, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 19, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 17, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2023

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 11, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 10, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Azima (Guest) on April 4, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 15, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Khamis (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 22, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Jamila (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 14, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Ndoto (Guest) on February 7, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Bahati (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Hekima (Guest) on February 4, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 31, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Jafari (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Faiza (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Muslima (Guest) on January 15, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Amir (Guest) on January 12, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on January 10, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ahmed (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔