Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻
Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 25, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
John Kamande (Guest) on July 20, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 13, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 10, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Zainab (Guest) on July 10, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 26, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Umi (Guest) on June 18, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 4, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 25, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 24, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Yusuf (Guest) on May 14, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mtumwa (Guest) on May 8, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 26, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Ali (Guest) on April 20, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 17, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 16, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Shukuru (Guest) on April 13, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Shamim (Guest) on April 12, 2023
😁 This made my day!
Sarafina (Guest) on April 10, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 7, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 29, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Shani (Guest) on March 22, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 14, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 11, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Juma (Guest) on March 8, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Athumani (Guest) on February 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Masika (Guest) on February 19, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 14, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Grace Minja (Guest) on February 14, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Rehema (Guest) on February 4, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Mazrui (Guest) on January 25, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Mgeni (Guest) on January 25, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 8, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Shani (Guest) on January 2, 2023
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Hassan (Guest) on January 1, 2023
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 28, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 28, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Neema (Guest) on December 13, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Mgeni (Guest) on December 11, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Azima (Guest) on December 9, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 8, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 6, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on November 29, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Khatib (Guest) on November 28, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Yahya (Guest) on November 21, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Amani (Guest) on November 20, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 18, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Anna Sumari (Guest) on November 12, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 11, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Mjaka (Guest) on October 29, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 24, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Kiza (Guest) on October 23, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Asha (Guest) on October 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆