In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
Nasra (Guest) on September 20, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 17, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 11, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 8, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Hassan (Guest) on August 24, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Zuhura (Guest) on August 23, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 18, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
Zubeida (Guest) on August 6, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 22, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 20, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 20, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Zainab (Guest) on July 17, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
David Ochieng (Guest) on July 9, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
John Kamande (Guest) on July 3, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Azima (Guest) on June 25, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Amina (Guest) on June 21, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Rukia (Guest) on June 18, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 16, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Mohamed (Guest) on June 16, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Jaffar (Guest) on June 14, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Wande (Guest) on June 12, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 7, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Kiza (Guest) on June 4, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on May 26, 2023
😂 So funny!
Mwinyi (Guest) on May 22, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 18, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Selemani (Guest) on May 11, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on April 29, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 10, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 1, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Mariam (Guest) on March 27, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Amina (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Mchawi (Guest) on March 9, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Azima (Guest) on March 2, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mgeni (Guest) on February 28, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mazrui (Guest) on February 24, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 19, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 17, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Ali (Guest) on February 13, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 4, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Halimah (Guest) on January 20, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Abdullah (Guest) on January 16, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 9, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
Kazija (Guest) on January 3, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Omar (Guest) on December 29, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 26, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 23, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 20, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Arifa (Guest) on December 17, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Baraka (Guest) on December 10, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 9, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
James Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Fikiri (Guest) on December 7, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Diana Mallya (Guest) on November 29, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 28, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 27, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺