What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Yahya (Guest) on October 13, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Issa (Guest) on October 12, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 6, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Nchi (Guest) on October 2, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Hawa (Guest) on September 30, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 21, 2023

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Asha (Guest) on September 18, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

James Kawawa (Guest) on September 14, 2023

🤣 Sending this now!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 9, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Safiya (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Shukuru (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 24, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Habiba (Guest) on August 9, 2023

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sekela (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

John Lissu (Guest) on August 4, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Safiya (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Biashara (Guest) on August 1, 2023

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 28, 2023

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 26, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Abdullah (Guest) on July 21, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mohamed (Guest) on July 19, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 3, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Athumani (Guest) on June 29, 2023

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Maimuna (Guest) on June 4, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on May 31, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mchawi (Guest) on May 20, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mchawi (Guest) on May 19, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 14, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 12, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mjaka (Guest) on May 1, 2023

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Hekima (Guest) on April 18, 2023

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 4, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

James Mduma (Guest) on March 25, 2023

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 22, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mohamed (Guest) on March 22, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Zubeida (Guest) on March 19, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on March 16, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Shukuru (Guest) on March 9, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mjaka (Guest) on February 18, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 15, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 28, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 14, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2023

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 21, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Zawadi (Guest) on December 7, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mgeni (Guest) on December 7, 2022

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on November 27, 2022

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 21, 2022

😂 This is a keeper!

Zakia (Guest) on November 10, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋