A turkey likes to gobble up sunny-side up weather! ☀️🦃
Explanation: Turkeys are notorious for their love of gobbling, just like how we enjoy gobbling up sunny-side up eggs! So, it only makes sense that a turkey would prefer sunny weather, where they can bask in the warmth while dreaming about their favorite breakfast. This playful answer adds a touch of humor and creativity to the question, making it a funny and enjoyable riddle to share with others.
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Baraka (Guest) on July 7, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Fadhila (Guest) on June 15, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
David Musyoka (Guest) on June 14, 2023
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Aziza (Guest) on June 13, 2023
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Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 27, 2023
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Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 19, 2023
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Mchuma (Guest) on May 16, 2023
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Amani (Guest) on May 11, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
Masika (Guest) on May 5, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
John Mushi (Guest) on May 3, 2023
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Rabia (Guest) on May 3, 2023
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Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 24, 2023
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Zubeida (Guest) on April 17, 2023
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James Mduma (Guest) on March 30, 2023
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Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 24, 2023
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Salima (Guest) on March 24, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 16, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Nasra (Guest) on March 15, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Hawa (Guest) on March 13, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
Juma (Guest) on March 6, 2023
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Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 5, 2023
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Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 4, 2023
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Selemani (Guest) on February 23, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 13, 2023
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Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 29, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 17, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Nchi (Guest) on January 12, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 5, 2022
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Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2022
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Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 29, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Khalifa (Guest) on November 26, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 7, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Zakaria (Guest) on October 27, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅