What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 25, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Daudi (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Halimah (Guest) on October 4, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Zulekha (Guest) on October 3, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Nahida (Guest) on September 24, 2023

😁 This is gold!

John Kamande (Guest) on September 10, 2023

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Shani (Guest) on September 1, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Habiba (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Maimuna (Guest) on August 30, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 22, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 31, 2023

😆 This one really got me!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 29, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 18, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 13, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Maimuna (Guest) on July 11, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 9, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 22, 2023

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Hawa (Guest) on June 21, 2023

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Nassar (Guest) on June 18, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

John Lissu (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Khadija (Guest) on May 27, 2023

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 14, 2023

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 9, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

James Kimani (Guest) on May 5, 2023

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Samuel Were (Guest) on April 28, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Biashara (Guest) on April 16, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 8, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 31, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Nashon (Guest) on March 7, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Wande (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mariam (Guest) on March 2, 2023

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on February 28, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Wande (Guest) on February 20, 2023

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Amir (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Safiya (Guest) on February 4, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Azima (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Nassar (Guest) on January 13, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Habiba (Guest) on January 6, 2023

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

George Tenga (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Grace Minja (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Shani (Guest) on December 18, 2022

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 15, 2022

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Chiku (Guest) on December 12, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mgeni (Guest) on November 27, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 23, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on November 19, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 15, 2022

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 10, 2022

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴