What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 26, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 15, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 9, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 28, 2023

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

John Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 18, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 20, 2023

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 20, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

James Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mwalimu (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Mashaka (Guest) on July 4, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2023

😆 I’m dying over here!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 16, 2023

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mariam (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Zainab (Guest) on June 1, 2023

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Masika (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Moses Mwita (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 16, 2023

😂 This joke just made my day!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2023

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 22, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Jamila (Guest) on February 27, 2023

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Amir (Guest) on February 16, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on February 9, 2023

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Zakaria (Guest) on January 31, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

John Mushi (Guest) on January 23, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 16, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 15, 2023

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Salma (Guest) on January 15, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 5, 2023

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Maneno (Guest) on January 4, 2023

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 27, 2022

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 26, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 22, 2022

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 11, 2022

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Maulid (Guest) on November 26, 2022

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 23, 2022

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 21, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 20, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 19, 2022

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Nassar (Guest) on November 16, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Rabia (Guest) on November 14, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zawadi (Guest) on November 11, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 29, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 21, 2022

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 15, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 15, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 13, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 3, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 3, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on September 2, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔