The "Tweet-er"!
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Explanation: The bird that loves construction work is called the "Tweet-er" because it loves to sing while building nests! Just like how we tweet on social media, this bird tweets while working with construction tools. It's a chirpy little builder who gets the job done with a happy melody. 🎶🏗️
Amani (Guest) on August 29, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nasra (Guest) on August 22, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Abdillah (Guest) on August 21, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Bahati (Guest) on August 20, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 20, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Maneno (Guest) on August 18, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 15, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Zulekha (Guest) on August 9, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Juma (Guest) on July 19, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 13, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 9, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 2, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
Mwanais (Guest) on June 19, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Nyota (Guest) on May 29, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 16, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Arifa (Guest) on May 11, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Nchi (Guest) on May 9, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Mchuma (Guest) on May 7, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Sekela (Guest) on May 5, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 2, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
Sultan (Guest) on April 29, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 28, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 19, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 5, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 4, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 27, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Hassan (Guest) on March 23, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Chum (Guest) on March 13, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Leila (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Zainab (Guest) on March 8, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 8, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 1, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Fatuma (Guest) on February 12, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 6, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Raha (Guest) on January 26, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Khalifa (Guest) on January 22, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Chum (Guest) on January 19, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Baridi (Guest) on January 15, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 13, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Kheri (Guest) on December 22, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Nashon (Guest) on December 1, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
David Sokoine (Guest) on November 30, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Mchawi (Guest) on November 27, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Kiza (Guest) on November 26, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 19, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 11, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 7, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Frank Macha (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 4, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 2, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Arifa (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Maulid (Guest) on October 16, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Abubakar (Guest) on October 4, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 3, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 22, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙