Why was the computer cold?

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 16, 2015

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Fadhili (Guest) on December 15, 2015

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Sharifa (Guest) on December 12, 2015

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Patrick Akech (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

John Mwangi (Guest) on November 28, 2015

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Omar (Guest) on November 18, 2015

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Abubakari (Guest) on November 8, 2015

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on November 5, 2015

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

James Mduma (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2015

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 11, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on October 10, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 29, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Baridi (Guest) on September 27, 2015

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 13, 2015

😅 I’m still laughing!

Baridi (Guest) on September 13, 2015

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 1, 2015

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

George Tenga (Guest) on August 28, 2015

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mchuma (Guest) on July 28, 2015

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Raha (Guest) on July 27, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on July 26, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 26, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

John Malisa (Guest) on July 26, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 21, 2015

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 15, 2015

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 13, 2015

😆 That punchline was epic!

Chum (Guest) on July 13, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mgeni (Guest) on July 10, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on July 6, 2015

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Majid (Guest) on July 6, 2015

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Neema (Guest) on July 2, 2015

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Amani (Guest) on June 24, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 22, 2015

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on June 20, 2015

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 19, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

John Lissu (Guest) on June 17, 2015

😆 That punchline!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 14, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Amir (Guest) on June 3, 2015

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 1, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 26, 2015

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 24, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

George Wanjala (Guest) on May 17, 2015

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 16, 2015

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Fadhili (Guest) on May 6, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Kazija (Guest) on May 6, 2015

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 2, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 9, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Issa (Guest) on April 6, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Safiya (Guest) on April 6, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 2, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 28, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

John Mushi (Guest) on March 26, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 24, 2015

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Susan Wangari (Guest) on March 13, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Mwajuma (Guest) on March 12, 2015

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on March 11, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 4, 2015

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️