What kind of murderer has fiber?

Kassim (Guest) on February 2, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 26, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 30, 2015

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 28, 2015

Thanks Ackyshine

Hashim (Guest) on December 19, 2015

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Hamida (Guest) on December 15, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 7, 2015

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Hassan (Guest) on November 14, 2015

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

John Kamande (Guest) on November 11, 2015

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Amina (Guest) on November 8, 2015

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Leila (Guest) on November 7, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 1, 2015

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Jaffar (Guest) on October 24, 2015

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 19, 2015

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 9, 2015

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Selemani (Guest) on October 3, 2015

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Maneno (Guest) on October 3, 2015

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 29, 2015

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 25, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Josephine (Guest) on September 23, 2015

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Juma (Guest) on September 18, 2015

😂 This is too funny!

Hawa (Guest) on September 18, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 10, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 9, 2015

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Salima (Guest) on September 3, 2015

🤣 This one’s fire!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 29, 2015

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Asha (Guest) on August 28, 2015

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Abubakari (Guest) on August 26, 2015

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 26, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Leila (Guest) on August 25, 2015

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 14, 2015

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 12, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Amir (Guest) on July 15, 2015

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 1, 2015

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on June 30, 2015

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shani (Guest) on June 28, 2015

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 27, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 25, 2015

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 20, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Hawa (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Abdillah (Guest) on June 17, 2015

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 3, 2015

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Kiza (Guest) on May 27, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Bakari (Guest) on May 25, 2015

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mariam (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 21, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Rehema (Guest) on April 30, 2015

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 25, 2015

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Anna Malela (Guest) on April 20, 2015

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nassor (Guest) on April 17, 2015

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 1, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 24, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 16, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 11, 2015

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 9, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Selemani (Guest) on February 22, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️